What to do….

When you find yourself:

1. With 2 days off during the week

2. Its pissing down

3. just gotten you Rudd money

4. Without your boyfriend and devo

5. Therefore now housesitting by yourself

6. Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett are dead

Shop shop shop and shop

Read Russh, eat chocolate, listen to The Doors and watch Footballers Wives.

Look up gossip on Kate Moss

Do 4 loads of washing and try and get it dry

Oh and lots and lots of wine.